And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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