wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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