I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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