sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
vagina is talking i cant
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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