The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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