I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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