you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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