i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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