what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I feel like death gave me a hand job
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
