I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
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Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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