You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
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Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless