Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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