Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
