ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
She's like a pop up book from hell.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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