so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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