That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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