i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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