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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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