It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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