is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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