: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Randomize
