five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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