Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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