Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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