His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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