bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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