So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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