You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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