It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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