So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
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They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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