How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.