If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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