I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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