I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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