i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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