it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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