You're a womanizer and a bitch.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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