i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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