Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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