I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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