I never want to see another naked old woman again.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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