There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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