So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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