I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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