I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You dont lie about slip and slides
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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