I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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