Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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