fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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