No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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