Nicole vs. Life
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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