Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Randomize
