If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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