Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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