he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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